
Epson glasses that project images on their lenses are here.
We all know Google (GOOG) is secretly building a super-advanced version of real-life Google Goggles at Google X Labs, but it looks as though Epson — the company behind printers and projectors — may have beaten Google to the punch. The Epson Moverio promises to bring the world of Android to your face, for a price …
Yes, you’ll probably look like something out Blade Runner (though not as cool as Harrison Ford), but Epson says its new Android-powered glasses are the wave of the future — and high-quality at that. Touting its projection-screen prowess, Epson calls the Moverio a “wearable display,” featuring a hand-held touchpad-type controller to interact with the on-screen heads-up display. It’s running Android 2.2, which is a bit old, but it has access to the Amazon App Store (which Epson actually recommends for use).
Sound cool? Want to try one out? You can buy one right now for the low-low price of $699. It doesn’t work as a phone, it’s Wi-Fi only and the battery charge only lasts six hours, but hey — you’ll be the talk of the town, especially if you wear them outside the house.
This is . . . Well, it is what it is.
When people talk about augmented reality they often bring up looking a building and getting historical information about it and whatnot. They often gloss over the fact that this neat-o, golly-gee-whiz info will likely be cloaked in Pepsi ads. And also — are people that interested in history?
More likely, you’ll get some sort of photoshop ap and these’ll be x-ray specs of the kind envisioned in the back pages of comic books.

Because, fucking c’mon . . . History lessons?
Like we all use our iPods to listen to lectures and audiobooks, our phones to communicate relevant shit and our computers to look up interesting information. More likely, we’re just going to see people masturbating all over the street. Or not see them. Whatever the glasses dictate.