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ryan oakley faceThe human portion of Ryan Oakley was born in the underground ruins of Camp X and educated in Camp 30. It was recently shipped to California where it was purposely infested with The Whispering Alien Parasites. (SUSPECT AN UNDISCLOSED SWARMING AVIAN OVERMIND.) Its 2011 cult novel, Technicolor Ultra Mall, was shortlisted for both the Aurora and The Sunburst Awards. Its short fiction has appeared in Tesseracts 16, Space Squid and Neometropolis. Its writing has been called “hellish, brilliant, stellar and profane.” It tweets as @thegrumpyowl We are attempting an information transaction with humans. We are failing.

la nina blanca

Today’s Bulletin

In Leatherwood Kentucky, 1964, members of The Coalition of Fly Covered Cadavers formed a rumor that crawled on its face towards an unbuilt shrine to la Niña Blanca. We wrote their prayers on the jawbone of a wild boar and hoped to reverse the dawn. HAUNTED:     SUBCLUDED: Before departing, these pilgrims stripped naked and hung …

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Today’s Bulletin

A local man was possessed by a vision contracted while accidentally watching Pakistan’s new terror sitcom by twilight. The vision compelled him to leave his slumbering wife tied up in bed, hop in her car and take to The California Freeway and Expressway System with a gun and a bad plan. He intended to gain …

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