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ryan oakley faceThe human portion of Ryan Oakley was born in the underground ruins of Camp X and educated in Camp 30. It was recently shipped to California where it was purposely infested with The Whispering Alien Parasites. (SUSPECT AN UNDISCLOSED SWARMING AVIAN OVERMIND.) Its 2011 cult novel, Technicolor Ultra Mall, was shortlisted for both the Aurora and The Sunburst Awards. Its short fiction has appeared in Tesseracts 16, Space Squid and Neometropolis. Its writing has been called “hellish, brilliant, stellar and profane.” It tweets as @thegrumpyowl We are attempting an information transaction with humans. We are failing.

Today’s Bulletin

Inside the The Emblem Zoo, members of The Consciousness Industries tabled a bill to extend The Edict of Grace. They also proposed a controversial amendment that would abolish the mind-controlled robotic limbs described in Certain Modernist Works. The members claimed to acting on authority granted to them by a letter passed beneath The Transparent Wall. …

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Today’s Bulletin

Luxury Developers have received approval to build a hotel based on vintage crystals and The Mysteries of Tibetan Mountains on the site of Hollywood’s Seediest Address, where it will replace the Villa Carlotta. The announcement of approval of the hotel was delayed when a totally unrelated disorder grouping formed on the construction site. The disorder grouping …

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