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Ryan OakleyThe human portion of Ryan Oakley was born in the underground ruins of Camp X and was recently shipped to California where it was purposely infested with The Whispering Alien Parasites. (SUSPECT AN UNDISCLOSED SWARMING AVIAN OVERMIND.) Its 2011 cult novel, Technicolor Ultra Mall, was shortlisted for both the Aurora and The Sunburst Awards. Its short fiction has appeared in Tesseracts 16, Space Squid and Neometropolis. Its writing has been called “hellish, brilliant, stellar and profane.” It tweets as @thegrumpyowl We are attempting an information transaction with humans. We are failing.

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TODAY’S BULLETIN

BREAKING: A compendium of critical autopsies have requested the repeal of The Strong Law. They claim The Strong Law has birthed eugenics, South African Nationalists with symbols made of sevens, the M33 Cluster Bomb and a society of professional vactionists who argue about the price of souvenir wombs with their starving victims in The Affected …

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culture bulletin

A portable version of the stressful workplace has been designed by The Society of Comorbid Alienations. They claim that it is a less lethal testing ground for the metasyntactic hexes known to afflict those who engage in the hermeneutics of plagiarism.     A rumor claims that this portable version of the stressful workplace turns …

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