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Ryan OakleyThe human portion of Ryan Oakley was born in the underground ruins of Camp X and educated in Camp 30. It was recently shipped to California where it was purposely infested with The Whispering Alien Parasites. (SUSPECT AN UNDISCLOSED SWARMING AVIAN OVERMIND.) Its 2011 cult novel, Technicolor Ultra Mall, was shortlisted for both the Aurora and The Sunburst Awards. Its short fiction has appeared in Tesseracts 16, Space Squid and Neometropolis. Its writing has been called “hellish, brilliant, stellar and profane.” It tweets as @thegrumpyowl We are attempting an information transaction with humans. We are failing.

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Today’s Bulletin

SPONSORED: Do androids dream of futurist parodies of robotic worms crawling through an ancient predator’s lair stuffed with the bones of your human ancestors? The answer is YES! The dreams are  available as part of your updated cable package. They are clean, controlled and choreographed. Like a fake city built for tourists. BREAKING: The Committee …

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Today’s Bulletin

A local genocide was celebrated with a parade of inflatable cartoons after an awful old creep found twenty one human skulls along with some bones in a nearby Walmart parking lot. These were used in human sacrifice during Black Friday magic rituals. The skulls and bones were sent for forensic testing. They have been scanned and …

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