I guess it’s official now. I changed my MySpace Profile from Long Term Relationship to Single and I’m blogging about it. These seem like strange rubicons to cross. And it’s taken me a week to cross them. But here I am. And I feel like shit. Total shit. I didn’t expect the physical pain. It’s …
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Jul 12
Grumpy Break Up Week – Tell Myself a Little Story
I can never understand things when I have to think directly about them. I can’t tackle problems by thinking that I have to do this, then that, then this. My thinking is at its best when I assign characters to my emotions or thoughts and then tell myself a little story. I break my mind …
Jul 12
Cheers Smoke Shop
Jul 12
Heaven
I don’t believe in God but I’ve decided to believe in heaven. Since there’s no evidence either way, disbelieving seems like a failure of the imagination or a symptom of a grubby one. So here’s what I think it is: Everyone goes to heaven. There’s no door man, no velvet rope, no security check and …
Jul 12
Heaven for VIPs
I really wanted to avoid talking about this Crisp kid. This fifteen year old had his video games taken away, ran away from home and was found dead in the woods. Wasn’t murdered. It appears he fell from a tree. In short, shit happens. It’s sad. So I wanted to keep quiet. I ignored the …
Jul 12
Winter Dress in the City
You’ve fallen flat on your ass, your iPod’s battery has frozen and you can’t feel your face. It’s winter in Canada. Subzero temperatures present many challenges –to sanity, good health and comfort – yet none is more pernicious than the one it presents to a wardrobe. There is simply no way to look good during …



