Drug Companies (the legal kind) are working to create pills that will monitor how your body responds to the medication, report this to your smartphone then relay that information to your doctor. Like he doesn’t already have enough problems. According to a press release from the American Chemical Society: Sanofi, a pharma company, and AgaMatrix, …
Category Archive: drugs
Apr 08
Pills For Your Morals
Those men in the white coats are attempting to make pills to improve morality. Dr Guy Kahane, deputy director of the Oxford Centre for Neuroethics and a Wellcome Trust biomedical ethics award winner says: “Science has ignored the question of moral improvement so far, but it is now becoming a big debate. There is already a …
Nov 16
Greediness Gene Makes You Hungry
pic nicked from here It seems that we’ve found a variety of causes of obesity. Viruses, glands, and big bones. Just about everything is to blame except eating too much and not moving enough. You can add the FTO gene (nicknamed the greediness gene) to this ever-growing list of things that cause people surrounded by an …
Oct 13
Doc Ellis and the LSD No-No
Jun 08
Psychedelic Maize
Psychedelic Maize is false advertising. This bio-engineered corn does not get you stoned. It promotes carbohydrate export from leaves, increasing crop yield and the amount of bio-fuel that could be sucked out of each plant. It’s called “Psychedelic Maize” because the process puts yellow and green streaks in the leaves. And why the fuck can’t …
Apr 12
Weird Whirlwind Weekend
On my days off I enjoy a pleasant sit, followed by a nice little nap and then, maybe, a jolly lay down. If I’m feeling particularly active, I might play some video-game baseball. This past week, however, I had plenty of stuff to do. And some of it might be of interest to you so …
Feb 27
Chimp in Rehab
Many people find it cruel to allow a chimp to smoke and drink. If someone was shipping Johnny Walker and Marlboros into the wild and selling them to the chimps, I’d agree. But when a captive ape takes up smoking and drinking, I cheer it on. Sending said ape to rehab is cruel. A caged …
Dec 16
Marilyn Monroe Smoking Pot
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