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Category Archive: aliens
Feb 10
The Working Class Snob
Having grown up around the working classes, I cannot glamorize them. They have bad haircuts, terrible manners and ridiculous opinions. Even their much vaunted authenticity, is suspect. Some of the most disingenuous people I have ever met worked in factories. One should never mistake a lack of imagination for honesty. These people will hit you …
Dec 18
Alien Abduction Lamp
I believe in aliens. But I don’t believe that any human has ever — at any time, under any circumstances — been kidnapped by aliens. These stories of anal probes have more to do with the secret fantasies of repressed rednecks than with interstellar traveling creatures from deep space. I don’t even think these people …
Sep 27
Hypno-Robbery
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGHuQ2S_Wcg] “These are not the droids you are looking for.”
Jan 05
UFO's Over O'Hare
When I first heard that a flying saucer was spotted over O’ Hare Airport, my first thought was: A flying saucer? Those things are still around? I figured that was more of a 1950s, Cold-War sort of thing. But pilots and ground crews are insisting that they saw the damn thing so I don’t know …
Dec 07
Water on Mars
They’ve found evidence of water on Mars. I, for one, think that they’ve also found life. In August NASA and SETI sat down and starting thinking about how to inform the public that life exists off this planet – specifically on Mars. (I covered it here.) They concluded that the information should be released in …
Dec 01
Aliens Invade England
It wasn’t big news but apparently a fleet of spaceships invaded the coast of England. Thousands of people reported the incident. The guv said it was likely a bunch of shooting stars. I have an open mind about these things. My opinion is that it wasn’t shooting stars. I think any reasonable well educated person …
Nov 10
My Tin Hat; The Recent MoD Alien Fixation
Britain’s former Minister of Defense has warned the public that aliens could attack at any moment. About a year ago, a former Canadian Minister of Defense, Mr. Paul Hellyer, said basically the same thing. Although I watched Hellyer’s speech on TVO, I didn’t talk about it. I have an open mind, am a patient man …
Apr 05
SETI Search For Ringworlds?
SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) is now looking for light signals from aliens as opposed to their radio broadcasts. Makes sense to me. I’d rather see the lobster people’s Monica Belluci than listen to their Rush Limbaugh. But this reminded me of the point that French astronomer Luc Arnold made about a year ago. …
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