Mar 06
On Thursday March 4th 2010, I married Shalome Hill. I’ll always remember this date. After all, it was the same day that Roy Halladay made his first spring training start in a Phillies uniform, pitching two hitless innings against the hated New York Yankees. It was an important day. Especially for new contracts.
Jan 04
I promised you some pics of me playing ping pong and here you go. I’m turning into a five year old. These days, when someone invites me over, my first question is: “What games do you have?” If they don’t have any games, fuck ‘em. I’m done with sitting around and talking like a bunch …
Sep 28
But it was never really here in the first place. What a lot of rain and chill we had! Anyway, just a picture of me in the backyard on one of the few nice days. With me is a good friend (the dog) and a sworn enemy (the cat). I know many of you might …
Jul 12
First things first: To those of you that followed me to this new location – thank you. To those of you who bother to change their links to this site – thank you. Here’s what’s going on . . . A few weeks ago WordPress spooked me. They mentioned a problem with the content on …
Although Ryan Oakley began his career as a simple rake (drunk) he has since become Toronto’s most renowned flaneur (no car) and notorious dandy (overdresses). A misanthropic composer of psycho-geographical fictions (sci-fi), he is also a server of food, a tender of bar and a washer of dishes. While performing all these functions with efficiency and elegance (disdain and malice), he somehow finds the time to publicly criticize friends, strangers and cultural crap.
