I wrote a guest editorial for Auxiliary Magazine. You can download the pdf here. I did not write my bio and I’m not taking any responsibility for that. Auxiliary is an alternative fashion, music and lifestyle magazine - available online and in print– and I was asked to do something that related to alt culture. I don’t really know …
Category Archive: Ryan Oakley
Jul 11
A Real Lake
To impress a selection of war criminals, our government recently spent a small fortune on an artificial lake and some wooden deck chairs. Since the wife and I are not war criminals (yet) we were not allowed anywhere near this costly display. So we decided to accept the next best thing: A trip to the Muskokas. …
Jul 02
Pictures of a Man in the Flare
As I take people like Oscar Wilde, Cicero and Friedrich Reck-Malleczenwen as my models of political dissent, I think it’s important to remember that even in horrible times, especially then, beauty, dignity and basic human decency are of paramount importance. Although they are the first things to become improbable, you must never allow your better parts to …
Jun 01
CANON THEATRE
Mar 06
Just Married
On Thursday March 4th 2010, I married Shalome Hill. I’ll always remember this date. After all, it was the same day that Roy Halladay made his first spring training start in a Phillies uniform, pitching two hitless innings against the hated New York Yankees. It was an important day. Especially for new contracts.
Jan 04
Ping Pong Pics
I promised you some pics of me playing ping pong and here you go. I’m turning into a five year old. These days, when someone invites me over, my first question is: “What games do you have?” If they don’t have any games, fuck ‘em. I’m done with sitting around and talking like a bunch …











