Toronto really should have some sort of Gentleman’s Club. A place for a fellow to go when he wants to enjoy a game of chess or lively discussion. A home away from home. I have searched this city for one and have only met with disaster. There is a place, for example, mere blocks from …
Category Archive: sexbots
Mar 27
MySpace
I have been getting way too much spam on MySpace. Usually from the likes of the woman in the picture. Her alleged name is Hailey and she looks like the sort of lady whose virtue could be purchased for the price of a bottle of gin. A cheap bottle of gin. She seems to be …
Jan 16
Wii-brator
It didn’t take porn very long to catch up to the Wii. The industry has piggy-backed on Nintendo’s innovative Wii controllers and created the Wii-brator. This is going to usher in a new generation of interactive pornography featuring cartoon women. I’m not kidding. The new version of Leisure Suit Larry is going to use this …
Sep 16
I, Fucking Robot
It was only a matter of time before I typed the magic words into my computer. That is, “fucking robots.” Can I say that I’m happy that I typed those words in? No. Not exactly. Happy is not the word. Disturbed and disappointed would be closer to the mark. I have never before seen such …
Apr 21
Knocked Up Bot
Robot makers have really gotten ahead of themselves this time. There isn’t even a decent sex bot on the market and there’s already a pregnant robot. Whatever happened to letting nature take its course? Gaumard Scientific Company says that NOELLE is an “interactive model” to be used in medical schools. Is it too much to …
Apr 04
The Future of Fuck
In Santa Fe New Mexico, top U.S. sexperts gathered to discuss the future of sex. They decided that “cyber-sex, war, and erection-inducing drugs are a recipe for a more socially inept, violent culture.” I have a hard time imagining how a culture could be more socially inept or violent than the modern western world but …
Feb 28
The Sad State of Sex Robots
Most links NSFW – Use Your Head. Some links in plain bad taste. A while ago New Scientist Magazine had a fascinating article by Annalee Newitz about how porn drives new technologies. “The “adult entertainment” industry embraced video cassettes, DVDs and the web more quickly than its mainstream counterparts because these media are tailor-made for …
Jan 04
Go Skyward, Sex Dolls
There must be something that happens to your mind when you start down the sex doll road. At first you just want to make sweet love to the, er, thing, and then, after time, that’s no longer enough. You have to take it out on dates. This one – Andy – is being treated to …
Dec 29
Mech Heart, Clay Boobs
I’m a firm believer that anything worth doing is worth overdoing. So, if you’re going to modify your PC case, why not make it into a girlfriend? And not just any sort of old fashioned girlfriend. No Sir. Make it into a pimped out Hentai girlfriend with red shoes and white panties. True, she’s made …
Dec 10



