Dec 09
I want to give you some background. Be patient. My reasoning will, I hope, become clear. Before I was published, I walked into Bakka Books and was recommended a novel by Minister Faust. Coyote Kings of the Space Age Bachelor Pad. I read it and cursed him out. It was the book I wished I …
May 31
On Saturday night, while Roy Halladay was pitching his perfect game in Philadelphia, I was sitting in the Canon theatre watching Cats. Have you seen Cats? I have. It’s shit. If any of my cats acted like that, I’d have them put down. Slowly. By a dog. There’s no point discussing the so-called plot, the …
May 18
As I’ve lately been a bit busier than normal, I haven’t been posting as much. Probably doesn’t matter. With the weather getting better, you probably haven’t been reading as much. I have, however, been reading more paper than I have in a while. Been through five books in the past five days and I’ve enjoyed …
Mar 15
To the right is a doodle I did while waiting for GRIMMtoo to begin. Things like that are why I dislike people looking over my shoulder when I’m “taking notes.” Anyway, my new review for Mooney on Theatre is up. Go have a read. It’s also my final review for the site. I’ve resigned. The …
Feb 01
Little House on the Prairie: The Musical, playing at the Canon Theatre, is the biggest piece of counter-revolutionary drivel I have ever seen. Everyone involved with it should be lined up against a wall, stripped bare-ass naked and shot in the back of the head. Even the audience should be punished for attending. We should …
Nov 24
I’ve got a new review up at Mooney On Theatre. You can read it by clicking here.
Oct 27
Perhaps you’ve seen that advert before. Often buried in the back of childhood comic books, “The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac,” was the story you read when your comic book ran out of story. Compared to the X-Ray goggles and itching powder, you probably thought it was just some piece of crap. …
Oct 25
Over at Mooney on Theatre, I review DVxT’s production of The Turn of the Screw. It was a good play. Go read.
Aug 30
3 Rambos out of 5 You Might as Well Live is a comedy directed by Simon Ennis and playing all week at The Bloor Cinema, AMC Yonge & Dundas and Canada Square. Much like Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Rocky and Max, it’s the story of a maladjusted outsider trying to win respect from a world …
Aug 16
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