Jul 18
Limited Edition – Banana FP Rocket By Lunartik JOnes on Flickr – Photo Sharing!. Like most people, I’d often noticed that rockets look like cocks and cocks look like bananas but I’d never noticed that rockets look like bananas. This toy from Lunatrik has changed that. It’s eight inches of hand-painted, limited edition, potential dildo. …
May 18
Matt Kirkland has a fascinating page with pictures of stuffed toys and their robotic interiors. Some of these are pretty creepy. Each toy contains some nightmare version of itself. It’s cute –They think they’re people!
Mar 02
Some days I go to the internet and some days the internet comes to me. Fugitive Toys sent me a link to this little creature and his pet. I’m hoping they’ll also send me the toy. I’m a great believer in something I once read: “ASS, GRASS OR CASH. NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE.” It’s …
Aug 26
Laser Espionage Microphone (how-to) – Click here for this week’s top video clips
May 04
Is it strange for a full grown man to sleep with his childhood teddy bear? I think so. That’s why Barney gets the bed and I sleep on the floor.
Mar 06
I was going to post about Ad Astra here but I already did that at BlogTO and I have to do another one tommorrow about Cory Doctorow so – fuck it. I will, however, post about a little pink fellow that I bought there. “Gloomy the Naughty Adult Bear” designed by Mori Chak and made …
Jan 31
I bought the Madvillian action figure today. (Who am kidding? It’s a fucking doll. I like to play with dolls.) And I bought two. One for me and one for X. She’s a fan and there’s a limited supply. Stones Throw is already sold out and I had to be on a list at Magic …
Sep 30
Apparently the Russians cannot run into a hail of enemy gunfire fast enough. So they’ve invented the Powerboot. While shoe improvements in the decadent west have been gimmicks – think Nike Air and Reebok Pump – these Russian things are powered by biofuel. In them, you can run 25mph and take strides of about 12 …
Jun 16
Maybe it’s true that people mellow with age. I know that I’m a lot less likely to climb a wall, be arrested or get tossed from a bar than I was just five years ago. Yet I think this has more to do with perfecting my special brand of debauchery than it does with chilling …
Jun 08
Today I finally saw that movie Stealth. It was a horrible piece of shit and it was two hours long! With lines like “He’s got a brain like a quantum sponge,” and “I was thinking, we’re two, and two is a prime number and prime numbers are lucky so we’re lucky,” it was pretty good …
