Feb 16
I didn’t invite the internet to Valentines Day. Sorry internet. I actually like this strange holiday. Not because its a celebration of romantic love –I celebrate my romantic love the old fashioned way: by fucking– but because it’s just so very sadistic towards lonely people. In the depths of gloomy February, when you haven’t felt …
Dec 18
YouTube – Westboro Baptist Church: Santa Claus Will Take You to Hell. There’s no such thing as Santa. Or Hell. But the Westboro Baptist Church is real and they have an important message about both. For some reason.
Oct 12
YouTube – Thanksgiving Prayer William S Burroughs.
Apr 26
Earth Day came and went, making all the difference to the melting glaciers that Live Aid made to Africa. That is, none. People trotted out the empty platitudes about how every day should be Earth Day, tried to hawk sustainable, organic wares in the market of spectacle and beg money for charities that have accomplished …
Mar 17
I’m half English and half Irish. Problem is, it’s the wrong halves. Mother is North Irish Protestant and Father is South London Catholic. I’m basically what happens when a Jewish Palestinian marries a Muslim Israeli. Or something like that. But the Irish have a song for everyone. Except me. The closest they have for me …
Feb 13
pic nicked from here With the election of popular Negro Barrack Obama, white people ended racism for all time. Yet, I don’t hear a lot of black people thanking me. I haven’t received a card, an email or even a friendly handshake on the street. I’m beginning to suspect that black people are ungrateful. But, …
Dec 31
I loathe New Years Eve. Of all the holidays, this is the worst. Transit is a mess, there’s no such thing as a taxi and the streets are full of the very worst type of people. People desperate to have fun. People realizing that they’re not going to. There’s no way to win. If you …
Dec 25
But just remember, it’s not all gifts and charities and peace on earth. If you’ve been bad –and I know some of you have been– Krampus is coming for you. And he’s not happy.
Nov 01
Halloween is my favourite holiday. There’s none of that family nonsense and I like to see people getting all dressed up for no reason. The women look good and the men look no more foolish than usual. But this year I’m not doing anything party related for it. I’ll be working. This is a good …
Sep 10
It’s nice to sit down and do nothing for an evening. One would assume that I’ve been doing a lot of that — seeing that I’m on vacation. The assumption would be wrong. For the past two days, I’ve been turning the blue room green. This has been quite a bit of work. Enjoyable though. …
