Category Archive: holidays

Feb 14

My Valentine to You via Herzog

Happy Valentine’s Day! Enjoy ignoring ‘the harmony of overwhelming and collective murder.’

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Feb 14

LOVE!!!

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Feb 14

Valentine’s Day (Quit Bitching You Lucky Single Pricks)

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I never want to hear another single person complain about Valentine’s Day. You have no reason to complain. You’re single! If anything, you should be happy. Being single on Valentine’s Day is like being an atheist during Easter Mass. You have no obligations and tomorrow the chocolate goes on sale. No one is making you …

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Jan 02

Below Blooming Cherry Blossoms

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As if a blogger needs a special day to talk about themselves . . . But if I let one pass, I’ll probably have my blogging licence revoked. 2010 was a long year. Something like 365 days. And some of those days seemed to be of greater personal import than others. I was married on March 4 …

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Dec 26

Christmas Crown

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For as long as I can remember, my family has broke out Christmas crackers and eaten dinner in paper crowns. The Christmas Cracker was invented in 1847 by a London baker named Tom Smith. These were originally called Cosaques after the crack of the Cossack’s whip. As for the paper crown, this apparently takes its roots from …

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Dec 24

Last Minute Gift Ideas

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I took care of my Christmas shopping one day earlier than normal this year. (Normal is a funny word to apply here, since I don’t normally do any Christmas shopping.) But I know some people are out there looking for gifts.  And with today’s portable internets, maybe this quick guide can help these poor, wretched …

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Oct 27

Vagina Power Halloween Edition

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Oct 20

Revealed by Masks

Lying is an ability related to intelligence and humans are quite intelligent or, at least, they say they are. And there is no lie more intelligent or honest than a mask.

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Jul 11

A Real Lake

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To impress a selection of war criminals, our government recently spent a small fortune on an artificial lake and some wooden deck chairs.  Since the wife and I are not war criminals (yet) we were not allowed anywhere near this costly display.  So we decided to accept the next best thing: A trip to the Muskokas. …

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Jul 01

Canada Day

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It’s Canada Day and I usually like to mark the occasion with some flag vandalism, a rant against the nation state in general and this one in particular, and then spend the next six months sifting through a selection of insults, threats and various other comments.  I’m not in the mood this year. Usually, my …

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