pic nicked from here “Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’” –Rodney Dangerfield
Category Archive: bartender
Mar 22
Home, Bartender, 1950s
pic nicked from here “If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.” ~Author Unknown
Mar 15
Bartender, Nashville
pic nicked from here “Yeah, one. Ones too many and a hundreds not enough. That’s all.” –Nat
Mar 01
Bertie the Bartender
Bertie the Bartender “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ” –Rodney Dangerfield
Feb 22
French Bartender
pic nicked from here “The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” –Richard Braunstein
Feb 15
Bartender, San Franciso
Bartender, San Franciso “Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch ‘em in the face, and for what?” –Moe Syzlak
- Author (Aurora Award Shortlisted, Technicolor Ultra Mall)
- Blogger (Obviously)
- Critic (Various Places, Various Things)
- Speaker (Panels, contest judge, etc.)
- One of Toronto's 12 Most Stylish (Toronto Life)
- Futurist (The weather will be . . .)
- Husband (Over two years now.)
- Worker (Cause writing is glamour.)
- Dandy (But probably not how you mean it.)
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