Category Archive: art

Nov 27

Today’s Bulletin

A local genocide was celebrated with a parade of inflatable cartoons after an awful old creep found twenty one human skulls along with some bones in a nearby Walmart parking lot. These were used in human sacrifice during Black Friday magic rituals. The skulls and bones were sent for forensic testing. They have been scanned and …

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Nov 26

Today’s Bulletin

DISCOVERED: A rumor that a putrefied corpse of beauty was being used as propaganda by The Romance Mechanics was discovered in a symmetrical museum of The Desire District’s disinterested hotel rooms. The rumor propagated through the nocturnal gossip of laptops running malware installed by e-cigarettes. Although the existence of the corpse is yet to be confirmed, …

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Nov 25

Today’s Bulletin

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The Smooth Talking Optics Man appeared in displays of liquid-crystals during Monday Night Prime Time to justify murder and incite a riot. He assured The Public that The Public was to blame for The Public’s continued belief that the murder of an unarmed member of The Public by a well-armed member of Control Force was a …

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Nov 23

TODAY’S BULLETIN SPECIAL EDITION

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EARLY INDICATORS INDICATE: This operation appears to be a success. The Comet has been boarded. A portion of the body of An Unknown God has been discovered in the ruins of Ancient Rome. CONFIRMED: The portion of An Unknown God has astral symbols and was unearthed on what the humans are referring to as “A Turkish …

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Nov 23

TODAY’S BULLETIN

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Nov 22

TODAY’S BULLETIN

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CONFIRMED: The Announcer used inflatable women garrisoned in meta-satire to create a three dimensional voice that navigated hormone responses in The Low Density Racism Community. These findings were sold to a person with no imagination for use in soda advertisements. Inflatable hoods now on sale. Items come branded. They will make you dance. They read …

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Nov 21

TODAY’S BULLETIN

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BREAKING: A compendium of critical autopsies have requested the repeal of The Strong Law. They claim The Strong Law has birthed eugenics, South African Nationalists with symbols made of sevens, the M33 Cluster Bomb and a society of professional vactionists who argue about the price of souvenir wombs with their starving victims in The Affected …

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Nov 21

culture bulletin

A portable version of the stressful workplace has been designed by The Society of Comorbid Alienations. They claim that it is a less lethal testing ground for the metasyntactic hexes known to afflict those who engage in the hermeneutics of plagiarism.     A rumor claims that this portable version of the stressful workplace turns …

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Nov 20

TODAY’S BULLETIN

FOUND: A neuromorphic chip sitting in the tunnels of The Super Prison. It will experience a sense of deja vu about the outcome of today’s election. PREDICTION: The Smooth Talking Optics Man will ascend into The Representation Simulator and claim that its ascension validates The Representation Simulator. The Smooth Talking Optics Man will claim to …

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Nov 19

TODAY’S BULLETIN

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Your sleep has been compromised by photography of Your 17 Deepest Shames. The show was produced down the street by collectors of conversations and is distributed on a voodoo spiderweb by The Memory Curators. It will be projected onto your eyelids for an entire pay period and will leak into tomorrow’s conversations with members of …

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