Aug 19

The Wizard of Oz

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by Ryan Oakley

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elliot

August 21, 2010 at 12:01 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment

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Oh San Diego Chicken, will you ever learn?
Put this one in the time capsule….most of the crucial elements from the early 80s are contained in this one. Where is my time machine?
Ryan Oakley

August 21, 2010 at 2:11 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment

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My favorite line in it occurs at 0:18 in the first video. “BECAUSE WHAT MICHELLE!?” That kid is so exasperated with that Michelle girl. He really hates her guts. You can tell.

Also, Ozzie is some funny shit. Everything he says sounds to me like either; “Kid, you’re an idiot” or “That’s fine. For a caveman. But I’m Ozzie Smith.”

For a human, he sure moves like a cat.

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