Bogeymen

Are there monkeys in shoes? I don’t know. There are bogeymen, laying eggs in spectra.
WEAR PROTECTIVE GOGGLES!
Do you sneeze in sunlight? You’ve caught one in the eye. Your face is trying to reject the egg as it sneaks through your pupil and into your brain. In there, it rewrites your neurology. If you hold that sneeze in, you’ll find yourself wearing a crumpled hat, lurking in shadows, shouting BOO. Your earlobes will hang down to your knees. Your knees will be halfway down your shins. Your shins will still lead to your shoes.
No eyewash will help.
The union will contact you shortly.

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