Robot fish has taste for BDSM
Since the ocean will be completely made of oil sometime in the next couple of weeks, it’s a good thing that we’ve rendered fish obsolete. Researchers have developed a robot fish to direct their primitive, meat counterparts.
“The new robot fish will be able to help steer schools of fish away from hydroelectric turbines, oil spills and other dangers to safety and potentially has many other applications.”
Since it can steer fish, it can also steer the birds, like Pelicans, who follow them. (Presumably. Right now, it doesn’t even know how to dive.)
This robot looks like some PVC clad, bondage fish. This is not an accident of design, Rather, the robot is a strict disciplinarian that controls the fish school by punishing the very naughty students. It uses its strap-like tail to administer a series of spankings, the severity of which are determined by fluid dynamics and relative the hotness of the fish student.
This is, however, a complicated calculation that sometimes leads to a good fish being spanked for no reason. It is also unclear why this fish is collecting the stained white panties of mermaids. Researchers could not be reached for comment.
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