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May 09

Robots With Knives

Friendly household robot of the future.

German scientists have discovered that household robots with knives are more dangerous than robots without them.  Not so surprising,  Everything is more dangerous with a knife attached.

Like, a shark is dangerous but a shark covered in knives?  That’s crazy dangerous. Even non-dangerous things, like Teddy Bears, become more dangerous when knives are attached.

The good news is that these scientists have developed something to lessen the danger:  A collision indicator.  One of the researchers even let a robot stab him while that was in use and he was only mildly damaged.

Knife wielding robots might seem like a necessary idea –knives being an important household tool– but, even with these collision indicators, I doubt we’ll ever see them.  The insurance companies would balk at the idea even as the lawyers salivate.

Maybe there’ll be warranty-voiding, home-made solutions.  And like bathtub gin, I’m betting the safety will be skimped on.

pic nicked from here

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