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- Author (Aurora Award Shortlisted, Technicolor Ultra Mall)
- Blogger (Obviously)
- Critic (Various Places, Various Things)
- Speaker (Panels, contest judge, etc.)
- One of Toronto's 12 Most Stylish (Toronto Life)
- Futurist (The weather will be . . .)
- Husband (Over two years now.)
- Worker (Cause writing is glamour.)
- Dandy (But probably not how you mean it.)
- Contact ( ryan dot oakley at gmail dot com)
Praise
"Ryan Oakley kicks all kinds of butt. This is the story Philip K. Dick would have written if he'd lived to today: over-the-top, incisively satirical, and packing a major wallop. The prose sings even as the story makes you squirm; underneath all the slickness and sickness there's a passionate human heart, beating so damn fast it warps space. Oakley is a supernova about to blow – a major new talent ready to burst on the scene – and with this, his first novel, he'll light up the entire sky."
-- Robert J. Sawyer
Hugo Award-winning author of HOMINDS
Nebula Award-winning author of THE TERMINAL EXPERIMENT
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"Reading Ryan Oakley's writing is like being lit-jacked. Once Oakley's forty-five caliber prose is aimed between your eyes, you'll never forget it."
--Minister Faust
Phillip K. Dick Prize Shortlisted author of THE COYOTE KINGS OF THE SPACE-AGE BACHELOR PAD
The Carl Brandon Society Kindred Award, Special Citation (Runner Up) Phillip K. Dick Award author of FROM THE NOTEBOOKS OF DR. BRAIN
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"Oakley isn't so much concerned with what science fiction has been, but rather where it can go. And, unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn't just write from his head, but from his gut. His work somehow manages to be both unsettling and deeply absorbing."
--Jeff Lemire
Eisner-nominated Graphic novelist of the ESSEX COUNTY TRILOGY,
THE NOBODY,
SWEET TOOTH from Vertigo.
THE ATOM and the upcoming SUPERBOY series for DC Comics
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"So here’s what I hope for you – I hope you do meet Peter Watts at a Con sometime soon. Because you’ll then be placed in the acutely embarrassing position of having to actually face, in civilised company, a smart, sincere and eminently likeable man of great personal integrity, whom you’ve chosen to call “motherfucker” for no other reason than you think he’s crossed some illusory ideological line in your own pretty little head."
AUTHOR
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"A frail and wraithlike thing — imagine a twig in a suit and tie."
--Peter Watts,
AUTHOR
Might Be Clues
- She Has a Pimp’s Name Etched on Her - NYTimes.com
- Baseball Prospectus | Pebble Hunting: Baseball and the F Word
- Fish Monkey's Writing Stuff: Bloody Fabulous -- The Definitive Post
- Bahrain's flashy crony capitalism cannot last | Ala'a Shehabi | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk
- Bruce Bethke, Writer
- Local NATO hosts red-faced over ‘Red Zone’ militarization plan - Chicago Sun-Times
- On Being Young And Brash In The Social Media Age - Baseball Nation
- A Tiny Revolution: Colin Powell Gets Mad at Me
- BBC - Adam Curtis Blog: IF YOU TAKE MY ADVICE - I'D REPRESS THEM
- Multiversity Turns 3 With: Wild Children Teaser [Exclusive] - Multiversity Comics



4 comments
Nadia Lewis
January 27, 2010 at 11:52 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Welcome to East Van, the disgruntled side of town who has lost all its funding for programs. Don’t forget to learn the official 2010 Olympic song:
http://geoffberner.com/Olympicstheme/ (song)
http://www.homegameradio.com/hgr/Home/7192B504-7CCE-480D-98A7-52B30051FE4A.html (story)
It’s an accordion song, OF COURSE.
Ryan Oakley
January 28, 2010 at 2:28 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
So you guys are really going to have those games, eh? Good luck with that.
You know, I have mixed feelings about the whole thing. But what drives me insane is that all those Canadian do-gooders who would not shut the fuck up about Tibet go so silent when its on their turf and about their problems. It’s racist bullshit. And it’s just as predicted.
Nadia Lewis
January 28, 2010 at 8:01 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yeah, apparently so. Don’t worry — there’s a lot of disgruntled people here that are — and will continue to — make a lot of noise about how much they hate the Games. My band was in a parade last weekend marching with the anti-war, anti-poverty, anti-homelessness, anti-proroguing groups, the Green party, NDP, etc. to protest. Of course, we will also play the Olympics too. ;P Big party! Big money! Haha — such sell-outs we are.
Speaking of Tibet, there’s supposed to be a similar problem here. China told Tibet they couldn’t have their flag at the Olympics since they weren’t “a real country” (which prompted them to sit in a corner and cry). This is supposed to make a problem for Quebec as well since they are not a real country either. My band will be playing at their pravilion, wearing blue, white and fleurs-de-lis since they are such a down-trodden, unloved province — haha!
Ryan Oakley
January 28, 2010 at 9:41 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Watch out for the NDP. They will sell you down the river first chance they get.