Researchers say they now know what arrangement of features makes a female face beautiful. I say: Get the fuck out of the lab. Everyone knows that. It’s the pretty ones.
They discovered two “golden ratios,” one for length and one for width. Female faces were judged more attractive when the vertical distance between their eyes and the mouth was approximately 36 percent of the face’s length, and the horizontal distance between their eyes was approximately 46 percent of the face’s width. Interestingly, these proportions correspond with those of an average face.
So ladies, you can now pull out the measuring tape and figure out what else is wrong with your face. I picture a do it yourself at home kit.
As for me, I plan on taking a slide-rule and calculator to the clubs so that I can figure out who I find attractive. It was always such a mystery. Thank God for Science. Or Darwin. Whoever we’re thanking these days.
