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Oct 22

Monkey Picture Man: Monkey Picture Money

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My friend, Anita, who just returned from India, tells me that this fellow makes his living by throwing monkeys at tourists. When they pull out their cameras he starts shouting:  “MONKEY PICTURE MONEY!!!” That’s his job.  Apparently, he thinks he has a copyright to those monkey’s images.

I wonder if he got the monkeys then came up with the hustle or if he got the idea for the hustle and then bought the monkeys.  Either way, Monkey Picture Man, I salute you.  You get five RAMBOS out of five.

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5 comments

  1. tanya roessler

    What a great idea! I got a few friends that are fascist and they make no
    apologies! And they get along with everybody regardless of race, etc..
    Sometimes i wonder though what may happen if some kind of Hitler came to power.. Would these nice guys start The Final Solution or just
    continue to act sweet..

  2. Ryan Oakley

    I’m thinking that you might have commented upon the wrong post. But, if not, I imagine your friends will act like those monkeys tossed by their leader. Good fascists obey orders and just go where they’re thrown.

    And they’re usually thrown at tourists.

  3. tanya roessler

    HA! I did comment on the wrong post! But when you say Good fascist obey orders – there is hope! Fascists can be Good, right?

    1. Ryan Oakley

      They’ll be what they’re told to be,

  4. tanya roessler

    Look, It is just that i wonder sometimes what would happen if I met
    these fascists under different circumstances, and I think you answered my question!
    Thanks Ryan

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