Winkers are pants that make your ass wink at people with the misfortune to walk behind you. At 2:25 in the vid, there’s an owl pair of Winkers. I like owls so much that I might even like that. That is, if the forehead did not look like a giant shit stain. Anyway, rush out to buy your Winkers or make your own at home. Just try to avoid brown.
Aug 22




2 comments
Jankypanky
August 22, 2009 at 9:10 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I know what I am wearing on my wedding day!!
*wink*
Harvey K-Tel
August 26, 2009 at 9:32 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
They’re obviously only for fat people. Skinny hipsters don’t have enough meat on ‘em to make them work properly.