Stuff White People Do: The serious version.
We Got Rich But Nobody Told Us: An article about some of the nonsense one hears about Natives.
Gay Porn Turns on Homophobes, A Lot, It Turns Out: Turns out that those people who hate gays, well, they prolly just need some guy to finger their bum for a while. No surprise there. I’d also bet that a lot of gay guys want angry sex with homophobes. Just sayin’ – I would.
Wiley Orangutan Aborts ‘Ingenious’ Zoo Escape: This upsets me beyond all measure. To escape, then to realize, I have nowhere better than my cage. “How’s life in the bigger prison Oh Rang U Tang?” (Anyone going to get that?)
Misanthrope Instructions Manual: For years I had no idea what a misanthrope was and, when people called me one, I thought they meant lycanthrope. Stupid assholes, I thought. I hate all these idiots who believe in werewolves.
2 comments
Mariana
May 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thank you!
There better not be any lycans, the broom closet is full enough as it is with brooms, witches, and misanthropes.
Daniela
May 26, 2009 at 7:51 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks to a funfilled afternoon with Balderdash, i learned all about words I’d never use. i’m glad to see that you’ve managed to pull out a couple of them and come up with an awesome post. hilarious.