Stuff White People Do: The serious version.
We Got Rich But Nobody Told Us: An article about some of the nonsense one hears about Natives.
Gay Porn Turns on Homophobes, A Lot, It Turns Out: Turns out that those people who hate gays, well, they prolly just need some guy to finger their bum for a while. No surprise there. I’d also bet that a lot of gay guys want angry sex with homophobes. Just sayin’ – I would.
Wiley Orangutan Aborts ‘Ingenious’ Zoo Escape: This upsets me beyond all measure. To escape, then to realize, I have nowhere better than my cage. “How’s life in the bigger prison Oh Rang U Tang?” (Anyone going to get that?)
Misanthrope Instructions Manual: For years I had no idea what a misanthrope was and, when people called me one, I thought they meant lycanthrope. Stupid assholes, I thought. I hate all these idiots who believe in werewolves.
2 comments
Mariana
May 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm (UTC -5)
Thank you!
There better not be any lycans, the broom closet is full enough as it is with brooms, witches, and misanthropes.
Daniela
May 26, 2009 at 7:51 am (UTC -5)
Thanks to a funfilled afternoon with Balderdash, i learned all about words I’d never use. i’m glad to see that you’ve managed to pull out a couple of them and come up with an awesome post. hilarious.