L’Oreal almost sounds like oral. But, when you make it sound like oral, it comes out sounding like laurel. So we should probably just call Toronto’s fashion week what it is: Sucking Satan’s cock.
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This year, I’m getting a mouthful.
I already have. Here I am at the launch party with Amie, smiling as Satan cums in my eye.
Thank you, Sir! Very good, Sir!
I attend these things for the same reason that some people look at car crashes. Sadly, I’ve never been able to figure out why some people look at car crashes.
But I’m attending a couple of events and I’ll keep you posted on what I think about them. I can already tell you what I think about fashion week. It’s a dream-eating ponzi scheme with L’Oreal playing the part of Charles Ponzi. People invest time, effort and money into this nonsense and all they do is make L’Oreal rich.
Beyond that, why should L’Oreal decide what looks good? These monarchs have no authority or ability to determine aesthetics. That’s a personal choice. Fashion is what’s popular, style is what looks good. Your ability to tell the difference should never be handed over to anyone, let alone some grinning behemoth who has one hand in your wallet while the other strokes your ego.
That much seems obvious.
But people will still line up for L’Oreal’s approval. Shampoo bribes will be paid, self-worth determined by corporate seating arrangements and everyone will be watching everyone else to see what they think. God forbid, they should think for themselves. Wouldn’t want to see that free shampoo cut off.
And I’ll be right there, on my knees, mouth wide open and wearing a very nice suit. When one sucks Satan’s cock, they should always look their best. That’s what my Nan always said. And I believe her.
4 comments
Lisa Charleyboy
October 22, 2008 at 6:44 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Oh my, I have been thinking of doing a clear avoidance . . . the tents are painful . . . amongst other things there . . . we shall see if I break down . . .
VJESCI
October 22, 2008 at 9:32 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
.bid ave atque vale to all ponzi schemes.what we need now is a ponce scheme.
Ryan Oakley
October 23, 2008 at 2:36 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I believe it does double duty.
kookimebux
February 1, 2009 at 1:18 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Hello. And Bye.