It’s very cold out. How cold is it? So cold that puddles have frozen with the footsteps in them. That’s not very funny. It’s not a joke.
Anyway, I was walking home with Jesus and I noticed that sometimes there was one set of footprints and other times, there were two. And this bugged me because I noticed that there was only one set when times were hard and things were slippery.
I pointed this out to Jesus and asked why he always left me alone when times were hard.
He said: “The times when you see only one set of footprints in the snow is when I have carried you.”
I said: “Faggot.”
4 comments
Mark
February 17, 2008 at 12:50 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
HA!
Ryan Oakley
February 17, 2008 at 7:01 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
uffenordholm
July 10, 2009 at 8:32 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Nice story, but the picture is nicer. Where was it taken?
uffenordholm
July 11, 2009 at 5:56 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I would really like to know where this picture was photographed.