Scientists are hoping that they can artificially recreate the process that energizes sperm to propel nanoscale, medicine-delivering robots into the human body. It sounds like more fun than a needle. Flu vaccinations may someday resemble bukkake parties.
Let’s just hope they never capture the vigor of my seed. My last load hit the ground and chased the cats around the apartment before tackling them near their food bowl. There must be a military application for such powerful life juice. God help us all if it falls into the wrong hands.
