This year, Santa seems obsessed with blow jobs.
Microsoft’s Santabot had to be discontinued because it kept saying things like “It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else….” The Canadian Post Office has shut down their write to Santa program because letters have been sent that say things like: “Your mom sucks dick and your Dad is gay.”
I’m happy that the Post Office has shut this program down. But I’m a long time advocate of a simple principle: The separation of Santa and state. I hate to be the one to tell you this but there’s no such thing as Santa Claus. Call me old fashioned, but tax dollars should only be used to propagate lies in the school room. The post office should not be a part of this fraud. Do they answer letters to Jesus too? Muhammad? The Prime Minister?
Where does this end?
