Dec 10
A mass grave has been discovered off the coast of Africa. Strangely, it’s not full of people but of Dodo birds. The bones are about 2000 years old. The article doesn’t mention how they got there but I assume that people were involved.
Really, who else?
I mean, this is the sort of thing we do. As stupid as Dodo birds were, I can’t see them being stupid enough to dig mass graves for members of their own species and fill them up. That is a very human sort of dumb.
Although Ryan Oakley began his career as a simple rake (drunk) he has since become Toronto’s most renowned flaneur (no car) and notorious dandy (overdresses). A misanthropic composer of psycho-geographical fictions (sci-fi), he is also a server of food, a tender of bar and a washer of dishes. While performing all these functions with efficiency and elegance (disdain and malice), he somehow finds the time to publicly criticize friends, strangers and cultural crap.
