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Grumpy Owl at Cookie Party — No Monster to be Found

By Ryan Oakley. Filed in fashion/grooming, me me me  |   
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ryan-oakley-holiday.jpgHere I am in Toronto Street Fashion.

Again.

I don’t even know who works for these people. It seems like everyone does. And whenever I go outside and someone takes a picture of me, it seems to end up at TSB. It’s sort of like being part of a family. A big incestuous family.

Anyway, this is me, being casual. The jacket is undone and I used the informal Prince Albert Knot as opposed to my usual Full Windsor. Weighted by pipe and wallet, my pants are hanging disastrously low. There’s no excuse for that.

I have a pocket watch. This is, like the bulk of my eccentricities, a practical thing. I spend a good deal of time washing dishes at work. A wristwatch is a bad idea. It spends too much time under water.

I’m wearing my normal shoes though these will soon be replaced with sturdier, winter wear. This change will warrant a post. I have some thinking to iron out on the subject.

So this is me dressed down and looking like my normal, happy self. Believe it or not, I was actually having a good time. It was a cookie party. I love cookies. But I better start smiling before people realize that I really am as despondent as I look. The great thing about fashion is that no one believes appearances. Honesty is the ultimate disguise.

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6 Comments

  1. Comment by Danielle:
    Wednesday, December 12th 2007 at 2:27 pm | 

    I am glad you had a good time. Thanks for attending my social event.

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  2. Comment by Ryan Oakley:
    Wednesday, December 12th 2007 at 6:26 pm | 

    You are an excellent hostess. I hope you’re full of oreos and rye right now.

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  3. Comment by Danielle:
    Saturday, December 15th 2007 at 6:48 pm | 

    Actually, Ray ate all the Oreos while I was out :( at least I still have the Rye…

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  4. Comment by Ryan Oakley:
    Saturday, December 15th 2007 at 10:50 pm | 

    Better drink it soon.

    Reply
  5. Comment by Rachel:
    Monday, December 17th 2007 at 2:11 am | 

    Ha ha – nice seeing you again Ryan! I did get a fab spontaneous shot of you smiling – but of course at that moment my flash failed….until next time….

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  6. Comment by Ryan Oakley:
    Monday, December 17th 2007 at 3:44 am | 

    That’s the last smile you’ll ever see. I hate smiling. It gives people the wrong idea.

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