Although I really like these Chocolate Coasters from Up to You I don’t know if I’ll buy them. I have some weird issues with food; two of which make these things dangerous.
I eat in my sleep.
I also have a really intense chocolate craving when I wake up from a nap.
I don’t what any of that’s about so don’t ask.
These look pretty real. I don’t know how I decide what to eat while I’m asleep –is it visual, memory based or what?– so I don’t know if I’d try to eat one. But I do know this:
Right after I wake up, I’m very stupid and I need chocolate. Desperately. If there’s none in the house, I’ll walk in my pajamas to the variety store to buy some like a zombie hunting for brains. I wonder if these things are worth the risk.
Maybe. Four cost fifteen bucks and like they say:
“Chocolate has long been held as a symbol of wealth and luxury. Not only does it tempt the palate, but the mere sight of it alone causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behaviour by making you happy. So why not make yourself happy with this set of 4 chocolate coasters. Who wouldn’t want to slip one beneath their mug of coco or spiked coffee?”
I want to. But I don’t want to choke to death. Guess I’ll flip a coin.
