Because I know you crave more bikini clad women and beer adverts on “The Grumpy Owl” I’ve condescended to blog for a television station. BiteTV. (Channel 530, I believe. Jesus, is that how many channels there are now? No wonder this stuff is on the air.)
I don’t watch television so I have no idea if BiteTV is any good. I doubt it. Television is, well, let’s be frank: It’s garbage. You’d be better off with a book. But, by hiring me, they will have improved. So, there’s that, at least.
The blog is titled “The Dandy Droid”. It’s about gadgets, gizmos and useless items. It appears every Wednesday and, since I retain all the rights to everything, maybe I’ll double post some of the things here. Or, because I’m lazy, it’s much more likely that you’ll just get a link on Wednesdays. Like this.
And check out my overuse of the word “anymore” in the first paragraph. I have to be a bit more careful. Starting to sound like a malfunctioning raven.
