Sep 03
I am now at peace with the monkey kingdom. I have come into possession of one of their skulls. This settles an old debt I had with their tribe. (They tried to steal my food.)
So I’m willing to call it a draw and leave it at that. We’ll see how the monkeys feel. I will warn them, however, that if they ever fuck with me again, I’m taking whole monkeys.
Although Ryan Oakley began his career as a simple rake (drunk) he has since become Toronto’s most renowned flaneur (no car) and notorious dandy (overdresses). A misanthropic composer of psycho-geographical fictions (sci-fi), he is also a server of food, a tender of bar and a washer of dishes. While performing all these functions with efficiency and elegance (disdain and malice), he somehow finds the time to publicly criticize friends, strangers and cultural crap.
2 comments
Anonymous
September 3, 2007 at 7:56 pm (UTC -5)
Where do you get those wonderful toys?
Ryan Oakley
September 4, 2007 at 5:19 pm (UTC -5)
I’m not telling:)