The people of Basra are claiming that they are being hunted by large, man-eating badgers introduced by the British Army who claim that it is a local animal. Both are wrong. This is actually the real life version of the alien popularized in the Predator movies. Attracted by violence, it hunts humans in an effort to quench its insatiable blood-lust. I bet you didn’t know that it looked like a badger. Now you do. I’m still wondering what the chocolate creeper looks like.
And – holy shit – you know what just occurred to me. I saw a badger in Toronto last week. No shit. In a parking lot. Couldn’t figure out what it was until now. I was like, that’s one huge weasel – wtf is that thing? But it was definitely a badger. In downtown Toronto. I didn’t even know we had those.
Hmmm. Looking at this pic, I might start taking a different route to work.
