I’m really quite sick of muscles. It’s difficult to combine the aesthetic with the strong. One can be weak or one can look like a Neanderthal. Or one can forgo all of that, jump a month into the past and purchase a Muscle Suit from Toyko’s University of Science.
True, it is still ugly. They should forgo all that tacky plastic for a slightly more steampunk look – a bit more iron, brass and engravings. Maybe even something from the 1950s. After all, one should be comfortable slipping their muscle suit over their normal suit. As it currently stands, this thing is only fit to wear in some wretched disco during retro 80s night. And I don’t think I even need to say what dance you’ll be obligated to perform.
