Our rape factory has been at maximum production capacity for weeks. The apes are tired, some even dropping dead from exhaustion. Doesn’t matter how many amphetamines or hormones we inject anymore. Their cocks just aren’t up to it. The problem is that there’s even less Fourth World simians than Third World women and they both carry too many diseases. These days we’re producing more viruses than screams.
Management worries about an outbreak into World Number One.
Bad enough if it hits Two.
Around the water-cooler yesterday, Rick in Horror Harvesting recommended that we switch to dogs. Shows what he knows. Dogs! Just think of it. Who’d want to put a dog into a place like this? We said to him, “Okay Rick, you have that nice border collie at home. How about you bring her in tomorrow and we test out your idea?” That shut him up. Jokes aside, we recommend that he undergoes a psychiatric exam. Dogs!
Production quotas will continue to fall if we cannot clone more apes. We recommend baboons as they seem to last better than the others and are easier to train and feed. They also inspire a special fear that a chimp or gorilla just can’t replicate.
We also require more women. The ones we’re currently using are low quality. They quickly give up all hope and just don’t scream like they should. Bill was walking through the east wing just the other day and he said that it was as quiet as a museum. So unless whimpering can now be turned into a defensive deterrent against the Their Terror we recommend that another country have its world level reduced, its women harvested and, if possible, its men turned into chimeras.
It’s not a perfect solution but it will serve as a stopgap while Psy develops better memory drugs. (Please speak to them about this.) Ideally, every women should believe that she just arrived from a nice home and loving family. As it now stands, some are just happy to get here and be fed. You should see their stupid, drooling faces when they get their oatmeal. It’s really pathetic.
We’d also like some better audio-files. We want to simulate the sound of each woman’s children being raped – not all the time, just as our apes mount them. It might dilute the horror but it’ll produce a much greater quantity of shrieks. Using this method, we forecast a 48% increase in screams, a 67% increase in pleading with only a 17-19% loss in purity. This is an increase that we cannot afford to ignore.
Until then, may Our Horror be strong enough to defend against Their Terror.
PS- Was sorry to hear about your divorce. You have my condolences. Maybe we should go to a ball game sometime and have a few beers? Call me.
4 comments
shalome
June 21, 2007 at 6:01 pm (UTC -5)
wow! thats amazing!
Anonymous
June 21, 2007 at 8:30 pm (UTC -5)
Hey! That was damn good!
Not sure I understood, but it didn’t matter.
Glad you decided posting this.
Melly
Anonymous
June 22, 2007 at 4:07 pm (UTC -5)
Good stuff . Keep it coming
Ryan Oakley
June 24, 2007 at 8:22 am (UTC -5)
I’m happy you liked it. And I’m actually happy I’m doing this.
It gives me a reason to take a break from my rewrites and work on something I’m not very interested in but feel I should learn how to do.
So thanks for your patience.