My roommate, well, she’s an asshole. And she set up a fanclub for me on Facebook. I suggest that all of you Grumpy Owl fans, who have Facebook accounts, go join. Right now.
If you don’t have a Facebook account, it’s basically this evil data mining operation that you should be data-smogging up with your presence. I mean, if only terrorists join, it would take the challenge right out of the whole catching them thing. This is your opportunity to increase the amount of irrelevant intelligence being gathered. It’s an opportunity you don’t want to miss.
So go. Now. To here. Worship at the electro-cyber-alter. Your life won’t be any better for it but it’s a bit late in the game to start worrying about that.



