You’ve probably all heard of CB2 by now. The child-robot invented by Hiroshi Ishiguro and Minoru Asada. [I hope Mr. Asada builds better robots than webpages. His is still "under the construction."] CB2 is supposed to look and act like a two year old.
I can only think of one reason to build a child-robot. To fuck it. That’s it. Why else would you would possibly want a mechanical two year old? I’m not saying that it’s okay to fuck a two year old. I’m just saying, it’s okay to fuck a robot that looks and acts like a two year old.
No, wait . . . I’m not saying that either.
All I’m saying is that Mr. Ishiguro builds some pretty odd machines. He even built a copy of himself. I can only think of one reason to build an exact copy of yourself. To fuck it. That’s it.
All right, it’s official. I need to get laid. Anyway, here’s some video of CB2.