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May 23

Umbrella With Light

Because I don’t draw enough attention to myself, I’ve decided to buy a new umbrella. Not just any umbrella, mind you. But an umbrella with a krypton bulb that casts light downwards upon the person using it. This will be my rainy day spotlight. I’ll be a glimmering ray of hope to everyone who beholds me. They can gaze upon my lit up countenance and think: Yes, civilization will one day return.

Besides all that, I’ve wanted an umbrella that lights up ever since I saw Bladerunner. Those things are just nifty. Since it looks like the pollution this summer should be in line with that film, perhaps our style should be too.

Anyway, this is from the often mentioned Up to You. Thinking I should get some cuff links too. And pink socks. But I’ll get those at Zellers.

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