There’s nothing cool about Grumpy. I’m an adult owl and I don’t give a shit what anyone does or thinks. I just do what I want and I hope that you do what I want too.
So, right now, everyone officially has to stop talking about hipsters. Remember when everyone was talking about Trust Funds. Well, this is just as stupid. I don’t even know what a fucking Trust Fund is. Does anyone?
Someone out there, thinks that you’re a hipster and the only people I’ve ever seen call other people hipsters are hipsters. And the only hip that any of these people resemble is that of their grandmother. Just as an untimely fall breaks her brittle bones, an insult shatters their fragile fashion. So let’s just say fuck it and give the whole concept of cool a big boot up its overfed ass.
Calling someone a hipster seems like a grade seven insult. It’s something along the lines of: “You think you’re cool but you’re not.” The implication being that the insulter is cool or at least cooler than you. What the fuck does that word mean anyway? I think it’s some sort of measure of approval. Only teenagers, advertising executives and the otherwise mentally enfeebled care about approval.
It’s for the weak and it’s for the stupid. If you’re here, reading this, you’re neither. You’re clever, you have great taste and you’re also incredibly good looking. What else do you need?
