Everyone is giving David Hasselhoff too much shit for getting drunk and eating a hamburger on the floor. That is one of the best ways to enjoy a hamburger. I don’t even drink anymore and I know that. I even approve of it. You’d have to insane to try eating a Hero Burger sober.
If this fellow should be called on anything it’s the line of bullshit he gave the media:
“I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that, I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse but part of recovery is relapse.”
Oh come on. Recovery? Relapse? Is that straight out of the AA Playbook or what? Someone who has broken a leg has to recover. David just needs to get through a hangover. I can’t believe that he’s actually saying, with a straight face, that part of being sober is getting drunk. Even more so when you have a problem to deal with. This shithead sounds like he wants a medal.
Look David, if you don’t want to drink, that’s fine. Just don’t drink. If you want to get drunk and enjoy your hamburgers on the floor, that’s fine too. Everyone should do that a few times and you should tell them all to piss off and mind their own business.
But you just need to shut the fuck up with all that issue and relapse mumbo-jumbo. You sound like a bad recording of something that never made sense to begin with. And you were sober when you said that so you really have no excuse.
(And can you believe that video? This guy’s music is HUGE in Germany. If this is what they’re into now, can you even imagine what entertainment would be like if the Nazis had of won? They should show that video every Remembrance Day. Thanks again, Grandparents.)
2 comments
J. Larue says:
May 6, 2007 at 4:38 pm (UTC -5 )
It gets even better: “Sources tell Entertainment Tonight that he told his daughters that if he ever fell off the wagon, they should tape him so that he’ll know what kind of condition he’s in and learn something from it.” So that’s why they made the tape. Apparently it worked, because he says that he’s learned from it. And even though the video wasn’t meant for public consumption, now that it’s out there, he hopes others can learn from it as well.
Ryan Oakley says:
May 6, 2007 at 4:59 pm (UTC -5 )
I wonder what the pompous ass learned.
The day I learn something from David Hasselhoff is the day I force my brains out the back of my skull with a bullet. (They’d obviously gone to waste within my head.)
David Hasselhoff: singer, actor and, above all, teacher.