Last Brunch Shifts in the Dishpit?

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This weekend looks like it’ll be my last washing dishes at Brunch. From this point on, I’ll be spending the bulk of my time doing night shifts on the floor. (Where I work the waiter usually washes dishes too so I’m not completely out of the dishpit. Better money though.) It’ll be good to not ever have to deal with another fucking brunch eater again. You people suck.

Especially you, lady who gave me the finger and yelled “FUCK YOU!” at me last week. I might have had it coming but, from the nature of your questions and your complaint that there was no one at the door to greet you, well, you were just too stupid to eat. And I was too busy to care. I guess the love affair is over.

Two more days. Just two more days.

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  1. Comment by Amie:

    You aren’t going to miss the brunch people?
    I had someone ask me today if they could get their french toast without egg.
    I hate everyone so much.

  2. Comment by Ryan Oakley:

    I think I’m going to buy one of those “I’m Retired” T-Shirts and wait till it’s a really nice day and become a brunch person. That is, if badminton and bird watching doesn’t get in the way.

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