You’re all just perfect the way you are. (Excepting Paris Hilton.) Big boobs, little boobs, fake boobs or no boobs. It does not matter a whit to me. Stupid or smart, you’re always a pleasure. Fat or thin, your diet is not my concern.
If I have any advice at all, it is this: Do not listen to advice given by men. It’s quite possible, likely even, that we do not have your best interests at heart. History has taught us that much and often the present teaches us the same. The future, hopefully, will be yours.
And I would like to add one thing. If a dress does not fit, the problem is not with your body, but with the dress.
2 comments
Anonymous
April 27, 2007 at 9:23 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Grumpy
On behalf of women everywhere, THANK YOU.
Ryan Oakley
April 27, 2007 at 3:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The pleasure is mine, I assure you.