I have been getting way too much spam on MySpace. Usually from the likes of the woman in the picture. Her alleged name is Hailey and she looks like the sort of lady whose virtue could be purchased for the price of a bottle of gin. A cheap bottle of gin.
She seems to be selling some sort of service that will help me masturbate. Frankly, I’ve been doing fine by myself for years. Why in God’s name would I suddenly start paying to touch myself? It’s not as if they can prevent me from doing it if I don’t pay. They’re offering a service that they can’t even withdraw.
Nudie pics. I am shaking my head in disbelief. Those are not hard to find online. I do not need to employ a professional.
