How come the only person I ever see breaking out into song on the Toronto Subway is that tone-deaf, crazy lady who bellows along with her walkman? Have you seen her? She’s like the new Zanta.
Mar 19
Subway Song
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Although Ryan Oakley began his career as a simple rake (drunk) he has since become Toronto’s most renowned flaneur (no car) and notorious dandy (overdresses). A misanthropic composer of psycho-geographical fictions (sci-fi), he is also a server of food, a tender of bar and a washer of dishes. While performing all these functions with efficiency and elegance (disdain and malice), he somehow finds the time to publicly criticize friends, strangers and cultural crap.
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Anonymous
March 19, 2007 at 7:41 pm (UTC -5)
WOW
That’s a subway ride I wish I was on. That’s some good talent . Takes those white folks some time to loosen up tho.
ryan
March 20, 2007 at 2:12 am (UTC -5)
Fucking white people. Don’t even get me started.
mona lisa
March 22, 2007 at 7:22 pm (UTC -5)
^that’s funny^. you crazy fool! that was hott though. i think i might be that crazy lady with her walkman.
ryan
March 22, 2007 at 7:44 pm (UTC -5)
I’m a funny man ML. A funny, funny man. Hilarious.