Grumpy's Humongous Adventure Pt. 3
By Ryan Oakley. Filed in Grumpy 4 Kidz |
Grumpy was suddenly in a big clear light. This scared the bejeepers out of Grumpy. He hooted like he had never hooted before. When no one answered, Grumpy got even more scared and he passed right out like someone had knocked him on the head with a brick. Not hard enough to kill him — he was already dead — but hard enough to knock him out.
When he finally woke up he was surprised to learn that he could travel wherever he wanted and he could pass right through objects. Even objects as dense as Robocop 3. But the really weird thing was that when he passed through a DVD, it was like he was watching the movie. So he kept passing his head through the first Robocop because, let’s face it, that movie never gets old because Paul Verhoven is a genius. Grumpy did this for three and a half days. By the end of these days he had memorized the whole movie and not just the part that goes: “I’d buy that for a dollar!” This realized a long held dream of Grumpy’s.
Then a big owl appeared and it said to Grumpy: “I project rays of light and you should pray to me or something. Recognize this light as loving kindness and you’ll be released!”
“I’ll buy that for a dollar!” Grumpy hollered.
“I don’t think you understand,” said the owl.
“Now wait a minute . . . You’re taking this kinda personally, aren’t you?” Grumpy said, just like the evil Clarence Boddicker said when Robocop was approaching.
“I think you should really start praying now Mr. Grumpy.”
“See,” Grumpy said. “I’ve got this problem. Cops don’t like me so I don’t like cops.”
The big owl shook his head and then he became really scary. “Dead or alive,” he said, “you’re coming with me.”
Will Grumpy escape the clutches of Big Scary Owl Thing Who Wants to be Prayed To? Will he stop speaking the beautiful and poetic language of Robocop? Tune in again to find out. same owl place; some owl time.
