I’m not a big fan of cologne. Over the years I’ve only ever found a few that are tolerable and I only wear these occasionally. I prefer my natural odour, which has been compared to a smoke-filled distillery. But I love the smell of Play-Doh and would like to introduce it to my usual pipe-smoke and martini stink. I would smell like a smoke-filled, distillery that employs children. That, I’m sure, is guaranteed to attract the ladies.
I might even drink the stuff. I did eat some Play-Doh as a child. (You did too, don’t lie.) I must say, it was a bit salty for my palate and it left me uncomfortably sober. But I’ve heard that cologne can get you drunk. A sprinkle of this stuff in a Manhattan should bring back pleasant memories of first grade. If I just had a box of scented markers to sniff, I would probably jump right through time itself.
