Peter Nairns researches animal communication and wanted a way to convince real frogs that one of his robot frogs has intruded into their territory and is acting like a real asshole. (Croaking that he owns the place, making them look bad in front of their women-folk and generally carrying on like a prick.) After some thought, Mr. Nairns hit upon the solution. Just glue a condom to the robot frog’s jaw then attach a speaker and an air pump. Pretty soon your robot frog has pissed off every amphibian in the area. Real frogs show up and fight the thing. Then the robot frog fries them with its laser eyes. I’m not sure what that part has to do with the research.
