Maybe you’re getting a bit bored with opium and yet don’t want to take the jump up to morphine, let alone heroin. Perhaps, like me, you were never terribly impressed with the stuff in the first place. Whatever the case, you’re probably in dire need of an option.
That option has arrived.
It’s called opiorphin and it is produced in human saliva. It packs a kick too. At three to six times the strength of opium, it’s sure to leave you laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling for many blissful hours. Although the scientists aren’t sure whether it’s a painkiller or an anti-depressant, I’ll say this: It’s pretty damn hard to be depressed when you’re numb.
