It wasn’t big news but apparently a fleet of spaceships invaded the coast of England. Thousands of people reported the incident. The guv said it was likely a bunch of shooting stars.
I have an open mind about these things. My opinion is that it wasn’t shooting stars. I think any reasonable well educated person can tell the difference between a shooting star and an alien spacecraft. And since when are meteors big orange lights that appear in the sky?
So what was it? How the fuck am I supposed to know? I wasn’t there. You people expect too much from me. Maybe it was a government test of some kind. Maybe some weird sky thing. It could be a lot of things. Maybe aliens. Just get off my back already.
One thing is for sure –whether you’re an arrogant skeptic or a nutbar– whatever it was that happened, it must have looked pretty cool. Large groups of people don’t report alien invasions every day. Except in Russia.
2 comments
Anonymous
December 1, 2006 at 7:17 pm (UTC -5)
thats weird, i’ve seen a similar thing
down the coast of england not far from where this happened. last year me and a pair of mates were camping in some field and walking around at 2am chatting when i looked up (i was doing that alot, im not used to seeing stars at all from a life of living in london) and saw this tiny light moving straight and quite fast across the sky, i thought it was a satellite or somthing at first. then it dissappeared and reappeared nearby in the blink of an eye, bye now we were all laying around staring at the stars, and we must have seen about 30 of these things, very high up. travelling really fast and doing amazing things like chaning direction at a 90 degree angle and not slowing down or anything. sometimes 2 or 3 would chase each other. they’d always flash and appear somewhere else instantaniously like they were jumping around. this story doesnt really have much point but i just thought i’d share. i guess it could have been fighter planers or somthing but i’ve been to a few airshows and that when i was a kid and i’ve never seen anything move like that. oh well. been reading the blog a while, keep it up.
Anonymous
Ryan Oakley
December 2, 2006 at 6:09 am (UTC -5)
Yeah, there’s some weird shit up there. If you’ve never seen something you can’t explain – in the sky or on the ground – you’re just not paying any attention.