I always hated Rubik’s Cube. It made me feel stupid. I could never do the damn thing and always ended up ripping off the stickers to cheat. Even then I couldn’t do it. I would just wreck it.
There was always some jerk around who could just do it. Everytime, no problem, he’s just snap it all together and bang – I’d feel even more retarded. Now that smug jerk is a robot.
You would think that Rubot 2 would have better things to do than to put together a Rubik’s Cube for a ginger kid. But no, robots like that never have better things to do.
Fuck you Rubot 2. I want my mom.



