Hi Kids, we need to have a talk.
Now that your robot dog AIBO has gone away to the farm – gone away forever – you need a new friend. A better friend. One that doesn’t bark or bite and cost its corporate overlords millions of dollars. A dancing friend that Daddy can use to keep an eye on you. A singing friend that Daddy can talk through. That’s right, Junior. You need MI-RAI-RT.
Now, come-come little Yoshimi. Don’t cry. And you – Number One Son! Stop imitating your Uncle Hiro! You know he has “problems.” My God! Is it any wonder I spend all my time drinking sake at the Karaoke bar? Speaking of which, Daddy has to go now. So behave. Because, if you don’t, MI-RAI-RT will hurt your Mommy. Hurt her real bad.
1 comment
monalisa
September 21, 2006 at 9:34 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
hahaha, as usual you’re a fool. thanks for the laugh.